The Trustworthiness of Beards →
fmylife: Today, my son told me he was gay. I told him that was fine and was proud of him for being himself. He replied, “Oh, I was hoping you would reject me and tell me to never speak to you again.” FML
fmylife: Today, I asked my boyfriend why he breaks up with me so often but also says I’m “perfect” everyday. He said he believes he’s a werewolf, and he breaks up with me every full moon because he thinks he’ll turn into one and eat me. FML
I finally realized that if you don't want me in...
xmocaa: (via xmichelleann)
Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can...– Alex Tan (via quote-book)
“Car hit me,” texted the boy. The incident started Friday after school. The boy and his girl parted after their traditional goodbye kiss. That Friday, the girl, as always, left the school first. The boy was not saddened, nor did he miss her. Instead, he was excited. The next day was their four year anniversary of their relationship, and he had ordered a twenty-four karat gold ring...
You are afraid of death because you still want to live .
As a pupil of a high-ranked English teacher, I have had numerous issues when reading texts, posts, blogs, and essays. I am used to reading perfect writing; i was taught to write perfectly. I was to begin a new life in writing by throwing every previous information I have known, and relearning the necessities. I was to throw away my use of wordiness, a term used to defy gullible teachers. As of...
Of course I’m holding back. I’m insane, you idiot. Remember the other day when...– Elliot Reid, Scrubs (via quote-book)
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call...– Eleanor Roosevelt (via quote-book)
Events are unexpected because you expect the expected .
My friends and I are going to have a potluck picnic, and I — unreluctantly — must invite you (due to my personality and oath). I gave you the option of calling me back because you are “always busy”. However, I am starting to feel that you are not worth troubling myself over. I do not wish to wait for you anymore because nobody is actually this busy. Are you seriously so...