Kev
The name's Kevin! 19. NorCal. 5' 8''. 1/2 Viet. 1/2 Chinese. Shy. Open-minded. Piano. Ukulele. Poetry. Calligraphy.

elux:

I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen

(Source: dukesilvertrio, via laughcentre)

reddiemercury:

Do you ever choke on your own spit and feel like natural selection is trying to tell you something

(via orgasmic-humor)

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

(via laughcentre)

thatfunnyblog:

beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

(Source: cannibalsuxx, via orgasmic-humor)

Girl: *adjusts bra strap*
School: That's inappropriate and distracting.
Boy: *sits with legs spread apart, scratches balls, has underwear visible, takes off sweatshirt and reveals half of torso in the process*
School: lol you're good.