elux:
I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen
(Source: dukesilvertrio, via laughcentre)
Do you ever choke on your own spit and feel like natural selection is trying to tell you something
(via orgasmic-humor)
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
(via laughcentre)
beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks
(Source: cannibalsuxx, via orgasmic-humor)
Girl: *adjusts bra strap*
School: That's inappropriate and distracting.
Boy: *sits with legs spread apart, scratches balls, has underwear visible, takes off sweatshirt and reveals half of torso in the process*
School: lol you're good.

